02 July 2012

The 3 Bears ... and Goldilocks: Trouble in Fairyland

Break In Gives Bears Paws For Thought

A recent break in has prompted the Three Bears family to move away from Fairyland.

On Wednesday last week the family returned to their Woods, Fairyland address to find their house in disaray after a home invasion. Although nothing was taken, they discovered their cooling porridge had been eaten and Baby Bear's chair was broken. Further investigation revealed a sleeping human child in Baby Bear's bed upstairs. On awakening, the child screamed and fled through the bedroom window and was last seen running deeper into the the woods in the direction of Old Mother Hubbard's shoe.

Fairyland police sergeant, Abner Twinkletoes, says there appears to be no motivation for the intrusion.
"There appears to be no motivation for the intrusion other than the wanton destruction of a chair and, perhaps, extreme laziness or fatigue," he said.

"I no longer feel safe in my own home," Mother Bear was quoted as saying. "What has Fairyland come to, when a bear can't just take an early morning walk in the woods without their home being violated?"

"Rrrooooaaaaaarrrr rrr argh grrr!!!!" said Father Bear, clearly upset.

The perpetrator of this heinous crime is still at large. She is described as a human girl of about 10-12 years of age, of slight build and with long, blonde hair. It is not known if she is dangerous but police have advised against approaching her. Anyone with information can contact Sergeant Twinkletoes on 0800 CATCH HER or leave details at the Fairyland Police Department.

Find out if Sergeant Twinkletoes catches the perpetrator and how the Bears family copes in the aftermath of their home invasion, when The Improvisors bring you their latest school holiday show The 3 Bears ... and Goldilocks, 2-14 July in Circa Two. To book, call the Circa Box Office on 801-7992 or go online at http://www.circa.co.nz/.

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